No. 0001 — THE INSTITUTION TEE
Front: the Institute. Back: the accommodations.
HOLDINGS: 12 — S 3 · M 5 · L 3 · XL 1
SERIES 2026
NOTE NO. A 00000002 TM
ITM
THE COMMISSARY
engraved plates of record · each garment cut once · never reissued
✺ FIRST GENERATION ✺
No. 0002 — THE OVERSEER TEE
The eye™ sees all holdings.
HOLDINGS: 8 — S 2 · M 3 · L 2 · XL 1
No. 0003 — THE TERMS & CONDITIONS TEE
You agreed to this.
HOLDINGS: SOLD OUT
✺ SECOND GENERATION ✺
No. 0004 — THE REVELATION TEE
A garment informing its wearer that he is naked.
HOLDINGS: 9 — S 2 · M 4 · L 2 · XL 1
No. 0005 — THE Q.E.D. TEE
Quod erat demonstrandum. Back: the exit strategy.
HOLDINGS: 7 — S 2 · M 3 · L 2
No. 0006 — THE E.G.O. TEE
Everyone gets one.
HOLDINGS: 11 — S 3 · M 4 · L 3 · XL 1
No. 0007 — THE PROOF TEE
Sold exclusively upon audited proof of net worth of one trillion dollars or above. A shirt that has never been sold and, to the Institute’s knowledge, cannot be.
HOLDINGS: 1 — UNSALEABLE BY DESIGN
No. 0008 — THE REMAINDER TEE
For the other eight billion. No proof required.
HOLDINGS: AMPLE
ACQUISITIONS
There is no cart. There is no checkout. All acquisitions are reviewed and processed by hand.
Write to
orders@1000000000000.men
stating the garment number, your size, and your intentions.
EACH GARMENT: $80 — 0.000000008 % OF ONE TRILLION DOLLARS
ALL PROCEEDS GO TOWARD THE REHABILITATION OF RESIDENTS